What I HEARD from my co-worker today: “I won’t be coming into work today, my husband has died.”

What my co-worker said: “I won’t be coming into work today, my husband’s dad died.”

Both very tragic, but very different statements. ESL, man, those accents are brutal over the phone.

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man, i just found out one of the girls who was really mean about my cosplaying in middle school went to the same con as me last month.

in a fucking /terrible/ costume. like damn girl, i was making better costumes than you when i was 12. we’re in our 20’s now.

i’m fucking dying. this made my day so much better. i fucking cant.

normally I’m all for encouraging new cosplayers and stuff. but damn i felt like she always hated me so much for it.

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